I'm thinking of doing some comedy nights.

Good ones.

These are the three things I want from it:

1. ​To bring affordbale comedy to South Tyneside

2. To have line ups that rival the best comedy clubs in the country

3. To make a comedy night where anything goes and the most important thing isn’t how much beer we can sell, it’s how good a show we can put on for our most important stars: the audience.